Crypt of the Wizard - Death After Life Shorts
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Does't thou love Heavy Metal with every inch of thine blacken'd being? Why then thee Wizar'd has just thee thing for you. A garment of such finery thee lucky wearer will instantly become the the envy of all Mages, Pishogues, Necromancers, and Sorcerers near and far.
With tattoo'd artwork by Big Sainsburys scrapped directly from the skin of Jo Vacuous and printed 'pon AS Color RELAX TRACK SHORTS as black an obsidian at night, these shorts blended of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester fleece are guaranteed to protect thee wearer against all know hexes, curses, whammies, spells, conjurations, enchantments, charms and evil eyes.